President’s new pain pill

PainCor-B

PainCor-B

There is an announcement on http://www.conversation.gov just minutes ago, introducing the new federal pain pill recommended by your president.

Here are some specs:

Trade name: PainCor-B
Generic name: I-taxubeyonddeathformyjet

Once you have been Pelosified in this way, and Nancy gets into your head, your aches and pains will disappear and you will finally believe everything you read in the news papers.

So forget about the pacemaker your doctor wants for you. Just go with the red pill.

Do it for Nancy.

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